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Niou Masaharu ([personal profile] mathisradical) wrote2011-07-14 01:19 am

Match 2 [Stage 2]

[ Phone; public. ]

I've been sittin' on the phone for no more than an hour and I've heard more people say "I have a secret" and "There's somethin' I wanna get off my chest" here than I have at girls' sleepovers. And I've heard a lot of shit at a lot of girls' sleepovers. It's like the whole damn town is playin' Truth or Dare, and nobody's fuckin' pickin' Dare. Which makes all of you pussies, by the way. Pickin' Dare is totally the best part of Truth or Dare. All of you suck.

[identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so?

Then I dare you to announce your most embarrassing secret.

[identity profile] mathisradical.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, how very clever of you. I've never heard that dare before and I've never lied about it. Except that was all totally sarcastic because I have heard that dare before and I have lied about it. [ Wait-- Did he just say that? ]

[identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Clever, indeed, no? But what you appear to have overlooked in your cleverness... is the obvious matter of the truth serum we've been inhaling. That is, if I asked you, "What is your most embarrassing secret?", I don't think I'd be remiss in saying you'd have as much to tell me as any giggling lass.

Why, exactly, have you been at girls' sleepovers, by the way?

[identity profile] mathisradical.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Was that an actual question? He didn't believe so. So, for the love of god- ] Then don't ask me that.

Because I like to crossdress and intrude on their privacy. I make one hell of a girl, and they'll change in front of me, too. They never find out that they stripped themselves down into their cute little lacy bras and underwear, and I get to see them semi-naked. Seems like a win-win all around, if you ask me.

[ Dear god Niou, stop talking. ]

[identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 08:53 am (UTC)(link)





Do I even still need to hear your most embarrassing secret. Good God, man, that's a felony. How old are you?

[identity profile] mathisradical.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, because that wasn't it. That's not fuckin' embarrassin' to me, dude. I'm fourteen. Not very often that you meet a crossdressin' fourteen year old, yeah?

[identity profile] tenebrousking.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Certainly. I'm sure this bodes well for your future dating life when you're crossdressing to spy out potential girlfriends. Fourteen? Allow me to begin introducing you to the finer points of interacting with the fair sex, though. You're at the right age.

[identity profile] welljustwatchme.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you spend a lot of time at girls' sleepovers, sir?

[identity profile] mathisradical.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Just about as much time as I spend at guys'.

[identity profile] welljustwatchme.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. I didn't know males had sleepovers.

[identity profile] mathisradical.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Sure we do. We just never call them sleepovers. We call it "hanging out". Callin' 'em sleepovers is just gay.

[identity profile] welljustwatchme.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know that. What sort of things do you do there?

[identity profile] mathisradical.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, well... since I'm fourteen, and I have the friends that I do, we play really fucked up versions of board games sometimes. We generally do our best to drive our vice-captain insane. We'll steal each other's clothes, put them in the freezer, and make the person run around outside naked before they can get them back. And by "We'll steal each other's clothes," I mean "I'll' steal everyone else's clothes." Shot contests, sometimes, if we can rope our vice-captain and my doubles partner into it.

Y'know... we do typical teenager stuff.

[identity profile] welljustwatchme.livejournal.com 2011-07-18 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting. Do many teenage boys do these things?

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, until someone decides to dare you to jump off the roof of a house. Talk about a real party killer.

[identity profile] mathisradical.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
You've been to some shitty parties, man.

[identity profile] mathisradical.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I've been to some pretty shitty parties, too. But none where jumpin' off a roof was required.

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Depends on who's throwing the party.

[identity profile] myougi.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Niou, someday you're gonna get arrested for some form of indecency or intrusion on privacy. I would bet a years worth of sweets on it.

[identity profile] mathisradical.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
You actually think I'd get caught? Please. I'm too talented to get caught. ...Actually, I probably will get caught one of these days, and it'll totally be you who I'll call to bail me out, just because you jinxed me.

[identity profile] myougi.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'd do it, but only if you paid me the money back later. Gotta save up for important things, like cake and restringing my racket.

[identity profile] mathisradical.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
If by 'later' you mean sometime way far in the future when I learn how to counterfeit, then yeah, totally!

[identity profile] myougi.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
No, I mean like within the month.

[ ... ] Anyways, why're you complaining about all the random confessions? I thought that you'd be pretty amused by it.

[identity profile] mathisradical.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. I don't think I can learn to counterfeit in a month.

Because if they're confessin' it to everyone, it doesn't give me good blackmail material.

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