Match 4 | Backdated to the 6th!

[mathisradical]

Phone, filtered from drones:

[ Niou is homesick. And only someone who knows him well would be able to pick out the traces of sadness in his voice. Otherwise, he sounds asinine and cocky as usual. ]

God damn. Been here a whole month and I'm still partyin' hard. Gotta admit, this place never gets old.

Anyway, here's a couple of questions. What're your thoughts on fourteen year-olds with guns, and is there anyone who's givin' lessons?

Comments

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

Why do you want a gun?

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Why not? Knives can only get you so far.

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

You know just what I mean. How are you going to use it? Do you want it for emergencies, or is this some kind of a game to you?

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

As if anyone would describe the shit that goes on here as a game.

[telepervtation.livejournal.com]

Considering how you prefaced that question, I am inclined to believe you are not a responsible fourteen-year-old.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

And considerin' how you know fuck about me, I'm inclined to believe you have no right to make assumptions. [ And despite the fact that his words are angry, his tone is just bored. ]

[telepervtation.livejournal.com]

Then perhaps you should refrain from asking general questions if you do not wish to receive a general answer.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, don't get me wrong. I like your answer. I think it's amusing. But I'm just sayin'. The way I phrased the question is no reflect on my responsibility.

[telepervtation.livejournal.com]

Amusing you was my intent all along, of course.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Everyone should have a gun! Guns are really really really fun~ [ Have a really really cute voice on the other end, giggling like a sweet little girl! ]

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Was it? Well, congratulations, then. I'm officially amused.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, sugar? Do you have one?

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised.

I don't like the idea of you with a gun. You're too young. Don't you have anyone older who can take care of you?

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

I'm used to takin' care of myself. I don't need anybody to take care of me.

[telepervtation.livejournal.com]

I'm thrilled to see your grasp of sarcasm is on point.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Always is, sugar.

[telepervtation.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

[ Can you hear the grin in his voice? Because it's there. ] Did you not catch it the first time? I said, 'always is, sugar.'

[telepervtation.livejournal.com]

[this is why boys are amoebas okay. die in many fires.]

Ah, so you desire a gun in order to compensate for your lack of any semblance of a manhood, I see.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

[ He makes a barely audible offended noise. ] Not at all, sweetheart. I have plenty of, ah, 'manhood'. Want me to prove it?

[telepervtation.livejournal.com]

Kuroko.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Oh alright. Kuroko, sweetheart. Better?

[telepervtation.livejournal.com]

Worse, cave dweller.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

I have 3! They're really really awesome!!

[ SHE GAVE THEM NAMES TOO ]

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Ooh, ouch. Such harsh words, sugar. [ Yeah, no, he's not gonna stop. ]