Match 9

[mathisradical]

Action | After school | John Doe Park


[ Usually, when Niou's found at the park, he's up to no good. Common examples are crossdressing and harassing anyone who happens to pass by. This time, though, Niou is minding his own business. He's sitting on his favorite bench with a stack of papers beside him. Most of the papers have complicated equations scribbled on them. He has his math textbook and more paper in his lap.

His finished math homework sits on the other side of him, and now he's just doing extra equations for fun.

Feel free to stop by and see what he's doing. He might even offer to help you with your own math, if he's feeling generous. ]

Comments

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

... You want to invade an entire land?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I'm going to claim it for the denizens of the sea!

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

[ He's not even going to ask. ]

... Okay. Well, yeah, math can help you invade a land.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Show me how!

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Alright.

[ He spends the next several minutes explaining what kind of math can be used to invade things with. How to calculate trajectories of weapons and how to figure out the distance between two different areas. ]

A lot of people don't believe it, but math is used in everything.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm...

[Squid Girl carefully reviews the math, nodding.]

I guess that means I'm going to need guns and stuff, though.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Or knives. [ He'd rather use throwing knives then guns. ] But all y'gotta do is find an adult to buy one for you.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Can you buy me one?

[He looks more or less adulty, right? Whatever, man, Squid Girl hasn't figured out your crazy human age stratification nonsense yet. The ocean is so much simpler.]

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

[ Well, in her defense, he does look four years older than he actually is. ]

Nope. Sorry, sugar, I'm only fourteen.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Darn. Guess I'll have to find someone else to do it.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Plenty of immoral adults to choose from.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's true. I'll ask around.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Good luck.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[And she'll wave and run off like the hyperactive little idiot she is.]