Match 2 [Stage 2]

[mathisradical]

[ Phone; public. ]

I've been sittin' on the phone for no more than an hour and I've heard more people say "I have a secret" and "There's somethin' I wanna get off my chest" here than I have at girls' sleepovers. And I've heard a lot of shit at a lot of girls' sleepovers. It's like the whole damn town is playin' Truth or Dare, and nobody's fuckin' pickin' Dare. Which makes all of you pussies, by the way. Pickin' Dare is totally the best part of Truth or Dare. All of you suck.

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[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

Clearly. That answers your initial public inquiry, I assume? I plan to take a barbiturate or four before I reach the stage of the others.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Obviously. I'll just use duct tape. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

I don't know if that's clever or nonsense. And again, I'm not one to talk. Be careful not to tear off any skin.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

I'd say it's clever, but it'd be biased.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

I certainly can't fault you for your volley-untary admittal of purposefully fabricating such a witty and slice-ing response.

...

Alright, I'll stop now.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

... That first one was totally a stretch.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

I thought 'slicing' was rather bad, myself, considering that's not actually an adjective.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

It sounded better than 'volley-untary.'

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

Right, then.

I'll leave you to your duct tape. Shall we speak again of the fairer sex sometime?

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Now that doesn't sound creepy at all. Except it does, and this town really blows for my sarcasm. But, y'know, yeah, whatever. As long as you don't make stupid tennis puns.

[tenebrousking.livejournal.com]

As a gentleman and a role model, I cannot beshirk my duties and allow you to ignorantly trounce around violating every rule of etiquette in the book. You're going to learn the tricks of the trade, my boy, and you'll thank me for it.

...So it might be a little creepy, but I get a kick out of pretending to be a Don Juan. ...I'm not actually interested in a significant other. ...Largely because I have my eye set on --

Right, hanging up now.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

[ Totally stifling laughter throughout that whole thing. ]

Goodbye~. Lookin' forward to 'learnin' the tricks of the trade.'