Match 2 [Stage 2]

[mathisradical]

[ Phone; public. ]

I've been sittin' on the phone for no more than an hour and I've heard more people say "I have a secret" and "There's somethin' I wanna get off my chest" here than I have at girls' sleepovers. And I've heard a lot of shit at a lot of girls' sleepovers. It's like the whole damn town is playin' Truth or Dare, and nobody's fuckin' pickin' Dare. Which makes all of you pussies, by the way. Pickin' Dare is totally the best part of Truth or Dare. All of you suck.

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[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

It's not our faults that you randomly woke up in the fifties. The only one of us who could even pull this off this magnificently is me. Or Yagyuu. Who is me. So it's the same thing.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

No, but it's your faults for leaving me alone for so long.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Sorry that we weren't trippin' all over ourselves to wake up in a place like this. 'Sides, back at home, you were there up until I ended up here. It's like you were never gone.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

Ah, yeah, that's how it was with Yukimura buchou too. He said he'd been around for a while, but I had literally seen him just the day before.

I guess it was already pretty obvious that this place works in strange ways, though.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

And I guess that means that back at home, we're still there. Nobody's gonna realize we're gone because to them, we aren't.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

What a mindscrew, huh? I guess that means technically there are two of each of us out there.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Maybe more, if you wanna think about it real hard. There could be tons alternate universes like this one.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

The thought of millions and millions of alternate Nious scares me, I'll be honest.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Really? I think the thought of millions and millions of alternate Nious is a pleasant idea. Millions and millions times the fun, I'd say.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

Millions and million times the trauma, more like. It would only be fun for you.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wouldn't say that. I'm sure Yagyuu would have a hell of a time with Millions and millions of Nious.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, a hell of a time controlling all of them.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't be anything he couldn't handle. And you know who would enjoy millions and millions of Nious more? All the ladies who can't get enough of me.

( one/two )

[myougi.livejournal.com]

[ he bursts into laughter at that, letting himself go on for a few moments before stopping himself - ]

[myougi.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry, you were serious?

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

[ This is Niou's unamused face, even though you can't see it. ] Preeeetty sure I've gotten more ass than you have, sugar freak. So at least I've got braggin' rights.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

That's not the same thing as the "ladies being into you" - [ it's said with teasing emphasis ] - you know?

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Sure it is. They're into me, and they want me. Sounds like the same thing to me.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

No way, girls are more likely to go out with guys they're not actually interested in than the other way around, don't you think?

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Depends on the girl. Can't imagine that all girls would be like that.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you still have to admit I have somewhat of a point.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

I suppose you have somewhat of a point, but I don't have to admit it. Even though I just did, dammit.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

That was uncharacteristically unsmooth of you, Niou.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

It's this goddamn truth bullshit. It makes it impossible to be fuckin' smooth.

[myougi.livejournal.com]

Clearly I should be taking advantage of this and asking lots of embarrassing questions, huh?