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Match 4 | Backdated to the 6th!

Phone, filtered from drones:

[ Niou is homesick. And only someone who knows him well would be able to pick out the traces of sadness in his voice. Otherwise, he sounds asinine and cocky as usual. ]

God damn. Been here a whole month and I'm still partyin' hard. Gotta admit, this place never gets old.

Anyway, here's a couple of questions. What're your thoughts on fourteen year-olds with guns, and is there anyone who's givin' lessons?

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You have three with you in Mayfield right now?

Yep! I named them too!!! Inky, Blinky, Dot! They're all really really powerful!

[ ... That would be like him naming his tennis rackets. Weird. ]

Would you consider givin' lessons?

I'd love to give lessons!! I never really taught anyone how to shoot a gun, but it's not too hard! I do it all the time!

[ she is not sane ]

What's your name?!

Niou Masaharu. And yours?

Nena Trinity! The bestest gundam meister ever!

You'll have to prove it to me, sugar. When do you have a little bit of free time?

Sure! I don't have a time-consuming job so I'll be happy to meet you whenever!

[ giggling because she's teaching people how to shoot things ]

Is now a good time? I can meet y'at the shooting range at the rec center.

[ He thinks it's cute. And kind of hot. ]

Sure!! I'll be over there as soon as possible!

[ and, since Nena drives erratically and at maximum speed, Niou should notice one pink car parked across four parking spaces. Inside, Nena will be wearing her usual outfit and she has three guns on the table. Yep. Clearly the most sane introductions. ]

[ Niou arrives a bit after, considering he walked. He gets inside and almost immediately picks out Nena, matching the voice to the face. He saunters over, his usual fuck-the-world grin on his face. ]

Sugar?

[ She just remains peppy as usual, but she's absent-minded in his address. He thinks he's asking for sugar, woops ]

I don't have sugar here! But I have it back home!

[ He blinks then shakes his head and rolls his eyes. ] That's not what I meant. Anyway, you ready to teach?

[ She nods, waving the gun in the air ] Yeah! Nena is ready to teach! You'll be able to shoot people in no time!

[ He chuckles. ] Great, but let's start with shooting non-living things.

We can shoot all the nonliving things you like! [ she giggles ]

[ He grins in response. ] Then get to teachin'.

Okay the first thing to learn about Guns in order to use them correctly is Gun safety.

[ this face for a bit ]

But we don't teach that here.

The next thing we learn is how to shoot things. You know how to do that right?

[ His grin widens a bit at that. ] If I knew how to shoot things, why would I need lessons?

[ She considers this for a second. ]

Good point! Now, to shoot is really simple! First, you need to choose your target, so choose it!!

[ Gesturing to the person-like target somewhere across the room. ] Let's start simple, shall we?

Okay! Okay! Let's shoot it, eheeeheeheeheehee. [ after some really childish giggling she'll instruct with the most srs bzn face ever ]

All right! Niou! Point to the dummy!

[ He has no regrets about choosing her as his shooting instructor. This ought to be fun.

Now pointing to the dummy, waiting for her next instruction. ]

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do you really want to learn from nena

Cute girls with guns and no concerns of safety? Absolutely.

clearly this has a bunch of positive aspects and nothing is negative

Niou certainly doesn't see anything negative about it.

Yeees

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